1) Sometimes I like to pinch my kids because they’re so freakin’ cute.
2) Sometimes I turn on Yo Gabba Gabbe two, maybe three times in a row if they’re both feelin it.
3) I think all babies should be fat…like REALLY fat.
4 ) A naked baby booty must be squeezed immediately, even if it’s not one of my kids’.
5) Sometimes my kids have chicken nuggets for dinner five nights in a row.
6) Sometimes I feel like hiding from them.
7) I love to watch them when they don’t know I’m watching…it’s usually a highlight of the day.
8) I thought I was a patient person until I had kids.
9) I sometimes tell other mothers I don’t let them watch Spongebob, but I do.
10) It’s crazy how two little beings can be so completely adorable yet outrageously frustrating at the same time.