On discussing where we should eat that day and what toy he would receive: I wanna go to Kings Burger and get the pink glasses!
Upon the realization that no other kids were at the Burger King playcenter: Where are my best friends? I NEED my best friend!
On going number two in the potty after eating too many Sweet Tarts: Mommy! Mommy! Can you help me? My poo-poo is hurting and I have pee-pee on my foot. Can you get it off?
On having to apologize to Baby Kate because he jumped on her head: I didn’t hurt her Mommy. I was just showing her how to jump off the couch.
After playing with our dog: Mommy, Zoe is my best friend.
After being told it’s time to get out of the bathtub: That was AWEFUL!
When asked if he knew what “aweful” meant: Yes. It means sad. It was a sad bath.
And finally, after losing at one of the Wii Carnival games: Oh. My. God! THIS is Ri-Dic-U-Lous!